Trisha

This is what appeared on my television this morning.  No, it's not that crack-head you see in your local bus/train station asking for money.  Nor is it a shit, shunned ex-member of dire ex-pop group "Cleopatra" choking on polystyrene cubes.  It is in fact, the patronising gobshite that is:

Trisha fucking Goddard.

For those of you who aren't aware of who she is, she's a chat-show host here in the UK.  While she attempts to uphold public sanity and juggle being informative and helpful to her guests lives, she ends up being a tunnel-vision patronising piss box.  The following is a typical scenario of one of her shows.  Click the image below.