MULTIPLAYER OFFLINE GAMING
You: It's taken you over two months to make the main menu look even shittier and all you've produced is another picture post?
ME: Yes.
You: Is that David Bellamy in a Viking's helmet?
ME: Yes, he was the nearest to Viking I could find.
Anyway...without further ado, I now present to you a game you can play at home with your friends and family. Racial Top Trumps™.
Just like the old classic Top Trumps, Racial Top Trumps is about to hit the shops and take the world by the bollocks. Here's how it works; Print page of Racial Top Trumps™ cards. Then glue a cardboard backing to the cards and laminate the front. Next, cut each individual card out and begin playing with a friend or family member.
Top Trumps rules are as follows (stolen from a random website as I couldn't be bothered to type it myself):
Step 1-
Shuffle the Top Trumps pack and deal out all of the cards, face down, between
all of the players.
Step 2- Each
player holds their cards so that they can see their top card only.
Step 3
- The player to the dealer’s left starts the game by reading out a fact from
their card. The other players then read out the same fact on their top card.
Step 4 - The player with the best or highest value fact wins all of the cards used in that round and places all of them, including their own, to the bottom of their pile.
Step 5 - The winning player then chooses a fact from their next card, and so on.
Step 6 - if
there is a draw in any round – that is 2 or more cards share the same top value
or no data is available for that particular subject - all competing cards are
placed in the middle and the same player chooses again from their next card. The
winner of this hand takes all of the cards, including the ones in the middle.
Step 7 - The person who wins all of the cards from the other players is the WINNER!
The cards:
Competition Time:
Here's your chance to make yourself not very famous at all by getting your picture on the bottom of this page. Anyone who sends in photographs of yourselves playing Racial Top Trumps™ will be placed at the bottom of this page. There is no closing date, I don't think anybody cares.
REMEMBER: Vote Tuesday!
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