Time Machine:

Upon clicking the previous link which brought you here, little did you realise that you have just traveled back in time by 3.7 seconds.  It only works once, so you can't keep going back and clicking it again. 

Just think, now you can re-do something you wanted to do in a previous 3.7 seconds you have wasted in your life all over again!  However, this time machine is top secret, so do not tell anyone about it.

Have a nice day.

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As if this is true.  Dickhead.