Feeling a little queer?
Alright, alright, alright. I haven't updated this website for a while and this update isn't very good as it was thought up in about 3 minutes. In fact, this one was half created before the last article which means it's so lax I got bored staring at it in the Tuesday folder I had to just upload it and finish it off. Thing is, I've got a job now and don't hate everything anymore and nor do I have the time or the inspiration to spare.
However after hearing the lyrics to an all new tacky pop song, I felt the need to express my disapproval. Has anyone/everyone heard that shit "Kelis" song about milkshake, cum, prostitution or something? I listened to the cocky vocals and seemingly retarded lyrics and thought of this:
But silly jpegs and wavs aside, the real reason you're here is to learn that R n' B is the worst thing that's happened to music ever. Granted, there are things that sound/have sounded a lot worse in music history, but the impact R n' B has on horrible fat teenage girls is inexplicably revolting. (On a side note the worst sounds ever to be produced are that of Pseudo-Paki, Sean Paul. The name Sean Paul ever goes through me. What a fucking cunt. What the fuck is wrong with his voice? What the fucking fuck? FUCK OFF SEAN PAUL. Ok, so R n' B. It's the "in thing" now, but unless you're a blatant homosexual who dances to Craig David or a cocky common tracksuit-clad, hoop earring curly perm-haired little fuckslut, you probably have an ounce of intelligence to not lower yourself to going to bars that play it. If you work in a place with a radio - god help you. Not really, I'm an atheist, unlucky.
Where I live, small town in West Lancashire, there's not a lot to do here. Scattered around us are larger towns with shit nightlife (with the exception of Liverpool and possibly Manchester). My point being is that if you want to go out and look at girls that aren't inbred but don't have time to go further than say Preston or Wigan, you're going to end up in a bar that plays Justin Timberlake or some other shit that probably classes as R n' B. In these bars, as soon as some wank music comes on, every fat slapper in the place assumes everyone wants to fuck them. In their mind this doesn't matter though as they seem to think they'll be going home with Justin Timberlake. Wrongo fatto, it's pizza, taxi, blowjob to your uncle's mate - Dave's. Clap, neck rash and then pregnancy. (Another side note, why does ANYONE buy Posh Spice's music? She's not only fucking rubbish at everything, she's repulsive to look at and adds to girls becoming disgustingly common). Ah fuck it, this rant's over.
This page has now made you homosexual. Fact.
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