I CAN'T WIN THE NATIONAL FUCKING LOTTERY:

Once again, the lottery machine has spat out piss-poor numbers.  Another £1 wasted.  When will I win this fucking thing?   Other people don't deserve it anyway, they'd just spend it on shit facial decorations and boob jobs.  Anyone reading this site that sympathises with my plight, please send me £8 million - there's an email link RIGHT HERE.  Anyway, the animation below reconstructs a true occurrence.

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