Sell Your Face:
"You
are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today..."
Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
Pop slut, Christina Aguilera knew exactly what she was doing when releasing the song "Beautiful". Stuffing pre-conceptions into every eyesore south of Aberdeen into false self-belief that they are indeed beautiful. Meanwhile she is clocking up monumental record sales and gaining a good deal of sympathy for an alleged bad childhood. Not only are the lyrics above nauseating and simple, they're completely misleading. I am on of a small breed who finds Aguilera unattractive. She's caked in make-up and shows her tits and tells people like me she's beautiful no matter what I say. Now, some really rough looking specimens are doing the same. Well, let's put this to the test, shall we?
I'm assuming you've seen these online dating/picture pages such as www.faceparty.com , www.hotornot.com , www.bangme.net and the likes and these sites contributed kindly towards my point. (In respect - I stole them). The pictures on this page have all been taken from Faceparty and Bangme.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just something with a big fucking potato for a head.
You know that saying "it's all gone pear shaped"? Well is this where it originated?
On a serious note; WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. THING? This is the frightening creation of cross-breed insanity and I hope, the end of this tainted gene pool.
That headscarf. It really knocks ten lbs off you. Well, until you get down to the face. Please don't get naked. Ever.
This picture may be photo-doctored, but I can assure you, it wasn't done by me. She had some illiterate bullshit comment slapped on the bottom resembling "Dis is me in tornornto!!!!" and I couldn't resist finding it a place on this gargantuan sized article.
A lot of these pictures on Bangme have sympathy votes of "yes - I'd bang you" and some of them have seemingly genuine offers for sex and reproduction. Unnervingly, I have noticed the same sort of weirdo's praying on these foul female's we see on our screens and this could be disastrous for other living beings in the future. I'm not certain, but I'd say there's a good chance these fat bastards will eat the worlds entire food supply by the year 2037. When people like the one's you're about to see mate, there is something fundamentally wrong in the way humans are messing with nature. Survival of the fattest should never be considered.
First of all, I saw this one. Naturally, some people noticed she wasn't beautiful no matter what Aguilera may bark on about and clicked on "no", or even better - placed their own witty remark beneath her planet-like photographic image. Then you get the politically correct mob rushing in to save the day. Either that, or there's going to be some ugly big brown babies with beards eating the worlds supplies soon.
Next:
Observe TaoZenYang's comment sandwiched between the other two. This guy seems to have a thing for monstrosities like "Boonechick". He leaves all kinds of foul thought messages for a wide selection of widely selected BBW's (Barrel Bodied Wenches). This may seem like innocent fun. But I have included an artists impression of any offspring these two could create anytime in the near future.
These sites are designed for mating. If you see a face you like, want to fuck or generally just want to cum on, you're going to click on it. It's of no surprise to anyone that the most popular pages are images of people who look "up for it". Whether it's some Nova driving pecker with his top off, scowling in a Burberry hat or some dizzy blonde moron with her tits hanging out pouting seductively, it's only logical these people are after attention more than others and they do it successfully. Fair play, right? So you click on a pair of tits (depending on your sexual preference) and quickly skim through what this girl is interested in and continue on to seeing tits enlarged on your screen. All is well until someone offers interest and support of these pictures in the form of a message relating to the tits. Then, more often than not, they will be offended that you have looked at their tits. It's quite simple, don't show your tits to people if you don't want people to look at your tits. Here's one I didn't make earlier. *LINK REMOVED DUE TO SUBJECT'S BULIMIA* which isn't technically as stupid as one that did have a ropey looking trout with wonky tits and did actually have "dnt message me about ma tits" above them. I can't find that one now, but I'm sure you get the point. I've since been told to remove this link.
Another thing. I'm looking into buying the rights for the use of "lol". I hate "lol". I'll allow for the slight use of it in general conversation where someone is probably laughing. But that's hardly ever the case. Here's a typical situation where some rectal wart obtains my email address for the wrong reasons and decides to communicate with me. If "lol" occurs more often than one hundred times consecutively in any passage, instant message conversation, I will then have the right to one hundred pennies per omission. Failing that, I'd rather skew your eyes out with a fork. In the law of the sod, I cannot seem to find anyone annoying enough to make an example of for this next image, so I just had to make do with what I had at the time. Lol at this:
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