Hate Mail
You wont believe the emails I receive. Fact.
You are such
a sexist pig! Us girls are laughing AT you and not with you!
Gemma, 20, Ellesmere Port.

This site is
appalling. You've designed it in FrontPage and people 733T enough don't use
Internet Explorer either, you total FAAAAG!
Saeed, 26, Dunstable.

Don't you
have anything better to do than slate people? I like Ralf Little, you BASTARD!
Stephanie, 29, Worksop.

U R HAWT! No
ne1 dat sellz dezina andbagz like on eBay??!?!?!?!
Lauren, 18, Nottingham.
I think I
have the wrong website. Is this the way to www.twotuesdays.co.uk?
Geraldine, 23, Bridlington.

I think you
should write more about Americans. G.W.Bush kills kittens and hides them in
Iraq, y'know? I also think you should write about the weather. The weather
sucks. You should write about religion too. I mean WTF? Can you do a page about
my friend Lee too? It'd be so funny! And hey, what's wrong with Ralf Little
anyway?
Trudy, 24, Burnley.
I can't
believe you've opened a fucking
shop.
You're such a sell-out. I liked it before anyone! And what's with the
forum? Fuck you and fuck your Stanley
Tuesday tea cups!
Doreen, 27, Kidderminster.
meh
Bryony, 15, Watford.
lol ur layout is just like maddox. e is guna kik ur ass! lmao!!!
Courtney, 14, Email.