Busby Bakes

After many months of thinking I was dead, I wasn't.  I've just been wanking a lot and shitting off motorway flyovers onto Nissan Micras.  Due to mounting complaints and lack of donations, I've come back to update.  I present to you a great Christmas recipe for the remainder of the festive period:  Stanley Tuesday's Busby Bakes.

The recipe goes as follows:

1.   Take one baking tray and pave with chocolate cake.

2.  Cover chocolate area almost entirely with icing sugar.

3.  Next, take a gingerbread man, write "Flight BE609" in icing sugar on the side, snap in half and stab it randomly into the icing.  Discard the head/top end.

4.  Then take a handful of Jelly Babies, rip some in half and scatter around the gingerbread man onto the icing.  Then cover the whole lot with brandy and ignite.

5.  Now, your Busby Bake is ready to present to guests.

Here's one I prepared earlier:

This recipe was probably not endorsed by any of the following entities: 

Bassett's Jelly Babies, Greenhalgh's Bakery, Imoya Brandy, Delia Smith or George Best (apart from the brandy).

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