The World Of Barry Potter:

 

 

Hi, I'm Barry.  I am an amateur magician.  I've been in this business for a few years now and I can teach you a thing or two about magic.  Which pocket's the dice in?  Eh?  Which pocket?  Go on, put your hand in, see if you can find it.  Oh come ON deeper...get in there!  Ok, now the other pocket, it in there?  Go on, have a good rummage young man.  Find anything?  Get where the warmth is.  Mhhhhmmmm....!

 

Anyway, as some of you may or may not know, I did used to work with children.  Yeah ok, ok, those rumours aren't strictly true, I mean it was dark how was I supposed to know the...hmmph!  Anyway, people can be fickle sometimes and apparently I am a "danger to children".  Pah.!  Well, I can tell you now, I do these tricks FOR CHILDREN.  They're the one's who enjoy it.  The little ones, that's right.  10p to play with my magic wand, that's what pocket money's for.

 

 

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