Obtaining A "Google Whack":

After getting up slightly earlier for work recently, I semi-consciously watched the demise of Iain Lee and Kate Lawler's (as well that weedy Scottish twat and the newscaster with enormous jugs) careers, as piss-awful breakfast show RI:SE nears it's much overdue end on terrestrial television.  ON it I saw semi-funny English comedian Dave Gorman wittering on about his new project which had something to do with  finding "Google Whack's".  I was still half asleep, so I may have hallucinated it.  However, as far as I remember, he was saying he wants to look for fellow "Google-whackers" on Google's search engine.  Nice idea Dave.  Do we get a prize, or is your career failing too?

To my ill-researched knowledge on this matter, a Google whack is a website found when searching their search engine after typing in two words only.   If only one website comes up then you have found yourself a Google whack.  Today I decided I would get myself a Google whack.  It's not actually that hard to get one yourself as it to find one anyway.  Fuck, I'm getting sick of typing "Google whack".  Anyway, here it is, my Google whack:

Shown above is the snidest beanbag in the whole world.  This beanbag is so snide, it has been known to eat babies, vote BNP, use the words "blackboard, black coffee, black magic", put empty milk bottles back in the fridge and sponge off the dole while working on the tills at Tesco. 

If you study the characteristics of the beanbag carefully, you can almost sense that it amused by this Thalidomide victim child's attempts to play "Snake" on an old Nokia phone with only his face.

I will now sit back, wait for Google to recognise my whack and await prizes from Dave Gorman. 

Back to the front.  You will click, when I say you must click.